Tag Archive: Lori Janeski


I’ll just come right out and say it. I haven’t posted in years.

The reasons why have been numerous. My life went through enormous upheaval since my last regular posts, going from lots and lots of work and distraction to losing my day job a week before my wedding and having to move across the country as a result.

Oh, yeah, I got married. In a fit of insanity she hasn’t yet recovered from, my longtime friend Lori decided she liked me well enough to put up with me for the rest of her life. You might recall Lori from guest posts on this blog, or her semi-regular posts on my other blog (also gathering dust), or possibly her own blog. Or her sci-fi police procedural novel, which was recently republished.

So that’s two distractions. We soon got two more, in the form of two tiny humans we shall call Munchkin and Rascal. No, I won’t be posting photos at this time, but I get random strangers coming up to me to tell me how adorable they are, so clearly they take after their mother. Munchkin is now old enough to be riding a bike. Yes, he’s only three (an’ a haff!), but he’s learning quickly. On the other hand, I now have to take the time to walk him up and down our street as he learns to pedal, balance, and look around at the same time. He’s up to doing about one and a half of those simultaneously.

Oh, and little brother Rascal wants to come too, and while I’m no longer in my wheelchair except for conventions, I’m not known for my speed so this is less than ideal. I have learned never to ask Rascal “What do you have in your mouth?” unless I already have hands on him, because he does a really good job at attempting to break the sound barrier with that kind of prompting. I can’t decide on whether to sell him to NASA or the Marines, but I’m leaning Marines at this point.

Anyway, job hunting, Covid shutdowns, massive depression, adjusting to both married life and living in a completely new part of the country at the same time, kids, and a ton of medical problems all around have really sapped any energy for blogging. Plus, while this blog has always been a place where people could find me for editing services, most of my business comes via word of mouth. The blog really started as a way to put up repositories of advice so I didn’t have to keep repeating myself for each client. I only posted writing advice when I had something I said more than once, and with everything going on I just had nothing new to say that felt like it would really contribute. I don’t post on the blog for the sake of posting.

But I had two things happen in the last year that made me finally overcome the inertia of non-posting. One was the Facebook group The WriterDojo, which is the discussion forum for the podcast of the same name. (I recommend you check it out.) There are a lot of people there asking for help, and it reminded me how fun it was to post helpful tips and answer questions. I remembered to save some of it for the blog, so there’s some content coming — I promise!

The point that finally got me over the inertia and into writing this post, though, was the podcast/streaming show Blasters and Blades. I was invited to join in on a fireside chat about maps, and I was asked to give the audience a website where they could find me. Well, dang . . . now I have to write just so people following the link can see stuff! The show will go live on the 14th, later this week. I’ll post a link when it happens, though probably not the day of because I’ll be pretty busy this weekend.

I can’t promise I’ll be on a regular posting schedule, but then I never was, was I? Even so, I didn’t start writing this post until I had over twenty blog posts outlined, so there will be content. I’ll be posting writing advice, reviews of both fiction and nonfiction, and general discussion topics on literature, history, science, and pop culture. I’ll mostly be rotating through on that pattern (advice, reviews, and casual analysis), but some of the posts might get split up into multiples in order to keep things easy reading; I’m not a fan of splitting posts to get twice as many hits, so I usually posted larger articles in the past, but at least one upcoming topic will likely be split into three posts just so you don’t have to take a meal break halfway through. And there will of course be the occasional update post, like this one; and hopefully in the near future, some of those updates will include free fiction for you all to read. More on that later.

I’m also going to try to do a minor revamp of the site; not to change the look (seems good enough to me, and I don’t need fancy), but to provide some better indexing to make it easier for people to find what they’re looking for. The site analytics show me that I’m still getting hits on searches for writing advice, even without posting in five years; I’m glad the archives are still useful, but I think I can make them easier to read through. It’ll also make it easier to find multi-entry posts like I just mentioned. You can expect the drop-down categories toward the top of this page to be reorganized shortly, but the new indexing will take a little longer.

Other news may be coming soon, but I’ll make update posts when that happens. For now, my next post is likely tomorrow, on how to use and plan through multiple drafts of your novel, and why it’s actually a good thing to go through total rewrites, not a sign of failure. After that, I’ll probably talk some history and then do a review of my #1 top recommended worldbuilding research book.

For now, enjoy your day and I’ll see you soon.

Editor’s Note: Welcome, once again, the lovely and talented Lori Janeski in another Novel Ninja guest post. This time, we present her debut fisk, as she decides to tackle the massive Social Fiction Warrior response to Avengers: Age of Ultron by targeting a particularly egregious essay.

I should add that Lori is Texan — and yes, even fisks are bigger in Texas. This one clocks in at over 13,000 words, enough for a good-sized novelette. Strap in, grab some popcorn, and warm up your mouse-using fingers, because you’ve got some scrolling ahead of you.

Enjoy!


If you ever want to learn how to make a complete and total idiot of yourself in front of the whole internet, just read this essay I found: “Age of Robots: How Marvel Is Killing the Popcorn Movie.”  If you’re not into being an idiot, you can go ahead and read it for its entertainment potential, because it is so utterly ridiculous, and yet trying to be completely serious and intellectual and failing miserably, that it will make you either laugh your head off, or crawl under a rock and weep for humanity.  Maybe both.

Now, the author, Sady Doyle, is allowed to have any opinion she wants.  That’s part of life.  I don’t have to agree with her, and she doesn’t have to agree with me.  But when you’re being this stupid while pretending to be smart, those of us who are not stupid have to say something to make sure you aren’t successful in convincing people that you are smart.  To borrow a quote from one of my favorite TV shows, “I respect your right to free speech, but not your stupidity.”

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Normally, I try very hard to disagree with the argument, not attack the person.  This article, however, is such a piece of trash that my politeness went right out the window.  Doyle is so far beyond stupid that she has reached the status of “contemptible,” and doesn’t deserve a polite, intellectual discussion about the merits, or lack thereof, of Age of Ultron.

If you don’t want to read an angry article about how stupid someone else is, complete with the occasional vulgarity, then don’t finish reading.  Go elsewhere now.  You have been warned, so there better not be any nasty comments on the blog or Facebook about how mean I am.

Oh, and if you can’t guess, there are spoilers ahead.  I know Matthew has a spoiler graphic somewhere around here . . . aha!

Spoiler Warning

There.  If you missed that, you deserve your spoilers. Continue reading

Cinderella

Editor’s Note: Lori wanted to review and analyze Cinderella, so here she is in her second guest blog. Enjoy!

~ Matthew Bowman, Supreme Editor Monkey at Novel Ninja.


CinderellaI’ll say it right at the outset: Cinderella is one of the best movies I have seen recently.

Now, after I reviewed Old Fashioned — a movie I wanted to like — Matthew and I were both told on Facebook that we’re not qualified to review rom-coms, so I guess I’m not qualified here either. Or the haters can just go jump in the nearest lake.

The movie is visually beautiful, with a bare minimum of CGI.  The music is compelling, the acting is quite well done and convincing, the humor is tasteful and just enough to make the story light and pleasant (but not enough to make it silly) and the story is almost perfect.

Comparing this version to the original Disney Cinderella (1950), this one is superior in every way, and not just because it is a modern film with real actors.  The original Cinderella is a child’s movie, with a child’s plot.  There is no real development of anyone’s character, including Cinderella’s, the prince is barely in the movie at all, and most of the screen time is spent with Cinderella’s talking and singing animal friends.  This is not a bad thing in itself; I loved Cinderella as a kid (but not as much as Beauty and the Beast or The Little Mermaid).  It’s not a bad story; it just could have been so much better.

Fortunately for fans of the fairy tale, now it is.

I don’t think any SPOILER ALERTS are necessary here.  Even if you haven’t seen this version of Cinderella (you should do so as soon as possible), we all know the story, and we all know how it ends. Continue reading

An Old Fashioned Review

Editor’s Note: One of my authors, Lori Janeski, had a lot to say about the film Old Fashioned, which premiered last week alongside 50 Shades of Grey. I invited her to turn our conversation into a guest review here on Novel Ninja, giving her analysis of why Old Fashioned failed not only as a romantic alternative to 50 Shades, but also why it just plain failed as a means of promoting “old fashioned romance.”

~ Matthew Bowman, Supreme Editor Monkey at Novel Ninja.

I’m not into rom-coms, I’ll admit that at the outset. If you were to ask me to choose between, say, It Happened One Night (Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert) and Twelve O’clock High (Gregory Peck and Hugh Marlowe), I’d pick the war movie, any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

So the fact that I voluntarily went to see Old Fashioned on Valentine’s Day by myself should tell you something. In fact, the main reason I bothered was to try to make sure that Fifty Shades of Smut didn’t make as much money at the box office on their opening weekend.

Knowing that, any review of mine must be taken with a significant grain of salt, because I am not a big fan of the genre in general (with a few exceptions, like Pride and Prejudice). With that in mind, this is what I thought. Continue reading

Quick Update

Not all of you are on my Facebook page (or follow my personal page), so I probably seem more silent than I actually am. Even so, I do seem to keep neglecting my blog, don’t I? I thought I should let you know what I’ve been up to.

  • Co-writing two novels for Chesterton Press — one with Regina Doman and the other with Elizabeth Hausladen — in a new YA contemporary fantasy series called The Chronicles of the Ruahim. (Both due for publication in the spring.)
  • Preparing for an expansion to the series, with at least two more novels after that (one co-authored with Lori Janeski, who does not as of yet have anything for me to link to).
  • Editing and reviewing books that I either can’t tell you about just yet or will hopefully do so in the near future.
  • Preparing for a non-credit creative writing workshop this fall at Christendom College, in Virginia.
  • Preparing a one-shot RPG adventure for Taste of Fate on August 10th at Labyrinth Games with my friends at Evil Hat Productions. (A sci-fi story heavily influenced by Babylon 5 and Schlock Mercenary.)
  • Having too much fun posting quotes from Babylon 5 as I re-watch the series. Y’know. Research. Honest. *nods* (In fact, I should really do a blog post on the show as it had an enormous influence not only on the sci-fi genre but on television as a whole.)
  • Preparing a display for BrickFair VA, a local and very large Lego convention (yes, I do non-writing things — check out those photos and tell me that’s not both impressive and genuine art). The show’s this weekend and I am not yet ready. Weee!
  • And then between BrickFair and Taste of Fate, I’m off to a conference in New Jersey for elbow-rubbing, card-exchanging networking.

All in all, I’m pretty booked between now and mid-August.

In the future, I need to do some more updates. I’ve been writing stuff down, so I just need to actually sit down and write blog posts. I’m a very naturally talkative person, but I’m also a perfectionist — which is good in an editor, and kind of bad in a blogger. Alas! I’m much more active over on Facebook, especially on my personal page — but my personal page covers far more than my opinions on writing, so that doesn’t really count.

Oh, one other announcement: my above-mentioned co-author (and mutually-adopted little sister) Elizabeth is getting married, probably before our book comes out. She’ll still be Mrs. Nathan Hajek.

Now I just have to make certain her fiance earns the honor of her hand in marriage. (*evil laugh*)